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What
if our dear professors and lecturers at Jadavpur University were not in this
profession and were something completely else. Based on their habits and
teaching style, this is a meant-to-be-a-fun-read post on the suitable
alternative careers for them:
Ipsita
Chanda- Architect (coz she goes so deep)
Kunal
Chatterjee- Substitute for Prof. Binns, the teacher of history of Hogwarts (coz KC is the only one listening to himself,
and can be soporific to the extent of putting Dennis the Menace to sleep)
Dipannita- Poster girl for Lakme India
Sujit
Kumar Mondal- Stage comic actor (I don't
know why. Perhaps he is just too endearing and can always make his audience
smile)
Sayantan
Dasgupta- Projector guy at Inox
Debashree
Datta Ray- A storyteller (A bard using oral tradition or a novelist who uses
diacritical marks)
Suchorita
Chattopadhyay- Owner of a poultry farm that rears dogs or a babysitter
Partho
Sarthi Bhowmick- Editor of a revolutionary Bengali magazine called 'Hok
Theatre'
Kavita
Punjabi- Coach of Kolkata 'Knight' Riders
[Note:
No offence intended. The post is to be read with a light heart. I hold upmost
respect for all these beloved teachers.]
-Ritesh
Agarwal,
PG-1
student of Comparative Literature,
Dated:
4th November 2014
Email:
ritzy182000@gmail.com
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